Natalie’s Bad Joke Book
(for kids and other animals)
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. These jokes range from funny to stinky to unbearably bad. But hey, they made us smile.
(Note: most of these jokes have appeared in the Chet Gecko Mysteries.)
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers.
What’s an Eskimo’s favorite food?
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they’d be bagels.
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He slid up to the bar and told the bartender, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
What did the guests sing at the Eskimo’s birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
Which little zombie had too much porridge?
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “spit out your gum,” and a train says, “choo, choo, choo.”
What’s made of plastic and hangs around French cathedrals?
The lunchpack of Notre Dame.
Why did the doughnut maker retire?
Because he was fed up with the hole business.
If you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...
Why can’t you pick your friend’s nose?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
Two Eskimos were paddling their kayak, when they got cold. One lit a fire in the canoe, and down it sank. Just goes to show you, you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
What rock group do you find in an alley?
The Bowling Stones.
Why didn’t the elephant cross the road?
Because he didn’t want to be mistaken for a chicken.